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22 Best Coffee Quotes

Amanda Norcross Amanda Norcross • May 18, 2021

If you love coffee, you really love coffee. You love making it, tasting it and drinking it. You love thinking about it, reading about it, and talking about it. And it's probably for all of these reasons that you've landed on a round-up of the best quotes about coffee. These are the best things people—from celebrities to artists and beyond—have ever said about coffee.

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1. "We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup." - Jerry Seinfeld

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2. "If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever." - David Letterman

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3. "What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup." - Henry Rollins

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4. "The most dangerous coffee game is seeing how long I can go without coffee." - Unknown

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5. "I never laugh until I've had my coffee." - Clark Gable 

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6. "I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now." - Louisa May Alcott

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7. "I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." - T. S. Eliot

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8. "Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee." - Unknown

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9. "As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?"  - Cassandra Clare 

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10. “I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing.” - Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

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11. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. - Lewis Black 

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12. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” - Anthony Trollope

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13. “To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one’s fling from time to time, smoke one’s pipe, and drink one’s coffee in peace.” - Vincent Van Gogh

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14. "Coffee is a language in itself." - Jackie Chan

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15. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” - Hugh Jackman 

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16. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” - Sir James Mackintosh

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17. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” - Flash Rosenberg

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18. "Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep." - Fran Drescher 

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19. "It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee." - Donna A. Favors

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20. "Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee." - Stephanie Piro

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21. "No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’"- Cherise Sinclair

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22. "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." - Dave Barry 


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