22 Best Coffee Quotes

If you love coffee, you really love coffee. You love making it, tasting it and drinking it. You love thinking about it, reading about it, and talking about it. And it's probably for all of these reasons that you've landed on a round-up of the best quotes about coffee. These are the best things people—from celebrities to artists and beyond—have ever said about coffee.

1. "We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup." - Jerry Seinfeld

2. "If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever." - David Letterman

3. "What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup." - Henry Rollins

4. "The most dangerous coffee game is seeing how long I can go without coffee." - Unknown

5. "I never laugh until I've had my coffee." - Clark Gable 

6. "I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now." - Louisa May Alcott

7. "I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." - T. S. Eliot

8. "Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee." - Unknown

9. "As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?"  - Cassandra Clare 

10. “I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing.” - Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

11. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. - Lewis Black 

12. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” - Anthony Trollope

13. “To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one’s fling from time to time, smoke one’s pipe, and drink one’s coffee in peace.” - Vincent Van Gogh

14. "Coffee is a language in itself." - Jackie Chan

15. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” - Hugh Jackman 

16. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” - Sir James Mackintosh

17. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” - Flash Rosenberg

18. "Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep." - Fran Drescher 

19. "It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee." - Donna A. Favors

20. "Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee." - Stephanie Piro

21. "No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’"- Cherise Sinclair

22. "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." - Dave Barry